Professor Laszlo was born on wheels in a show wagon spotted on the lot, and was broken in to every end of the biz by bona-fide Showmen…

With it and for it …
Circus Kinker, Independent Showman, Bally Talker and Lecturer, High Pitchman, 24 hour man, Drum Beater, Billposter, Phone Pro, Grafter, Punk Pusher, and general all around Carnie…

“I’ve had sawdust in my boots and making call for over half a century”… 
“I have been with it from the Front End to the Back End, worked advance, layed down shows and layed out lots, played strings of joints, squared beefs, moved iron, operated grind shows, made openings for ten in ones, spun floss, climbed seats with the mouse in the house, pitched twirlys and warblers, went horsebacking, outlived a hundred shows, and still been broke more often than the ten commandments”…

A hop scotching Independent Showman trouping from the First of May ‘till the snow flies, with a reputation for giving a good count, now booking his own red wagon, He is offering an independent package to make your show a stronger play…

Stopping the show and topping the midway since 1960…
From under the Big Top to in front of the Big Tip, Laszlo “Lee” Kolozsy knows his show history firsthand, and has made believers out of knockers, His jackpots always have the wised up Showman on the earie…

Born a month before the First of May, and hardassed before he ever hit the road, now with over forty seasons in the grouch bag, he is still calling them in and turning the tip…

“My first booking was at the World’s Fair!” as an eight year-old kiddie kinker in a vaude show spangle pratt. “I spent two years in the mechanic to fill that hole.” After the spot closed, there were more dates. “I worked from Spec to Finale, and then caught the blow.”

He is now making his mark pitching Banner Attractions to the Red Wagon, which will hit the road and make ‘em all Red Ones. “First I build a tip, then I make the pitch, then I turn them, and the fun begins”…

Crack to Lee and he’ll be glad to lay it down for you…